| Gemma | Amber Rack |
| Stuart | Eric Smiley |
| Ben | Ernie Joseph |
| Jerry Fleischmann (Ben's father) | John Fantasia |
| Ava Fleischmann (Ben's mother) | Kris Keppeler |
| Eliza (British documentarian) | Terisa Greenan |
| Mark (Eliza's assistant) | Matt Bullen |
| Randall (neighbor) | David Kubiczky |
| Jared (neighbor) | Nate Jensen |
| Grant | Scott Campbell |
| Jim Sullivan | Larry Golding |
| Gail Sullivan | Kristi Evans |
| Brian (the plumber) | Shawn Telford |
| Hayley (Brian's wife) | Montana von Fliss |
| Milton (Haley's son) | Winston Matthew |
| Dr. Sarah Aquaria | Sarah MacAaron |
| Dewdrop | Michelle Sheiman |
| Dewdrop's guy | Jason Mondine |
| 2 girls and a guy | Jaime Langton |
| Anthony Jones | |
| Jenny Lin | |
| Sadist | Dan Kemmis |
| Merdedith (10 year Microsoftie) | Meredith Binder |
| Meredith's guy | Rick Lewis |
| Transgender couple | Joe Rodgers |
| Richard Gilmore | |
| Newbie couple | Bish Bhattacharayya |
| Jill Eng | |
| Fantasy girl | Vanessa Cobbs |
| Eddie (Jim's friend) | Jonathan Peck |
| Lori (Pilates instructor) | Hilery Avritt |
| Hunky guy | David Reza |
| Writer, Director, Editor | Terisa Greenan |
| Directors of Photography | Stefan Scherperel |
| Staci Bernstein | |
| Scott Campbell | |
| Executive Producer | Larry Golding |
| Staff Writer | Matt Bullen |
| Art Direction | Hans Meier |
| Light & Sound | Random Vaughn |
| Makeup Artists | Tonya Carlson-Jolly |
| Anna Carver | |
| Tara Brady | |
| Script Supervisor | Ross Hotchkiss |
| Production Assistants | Vincent Ferris |
| Jackie DeLeon | |
| James Tavier De Vil | |
| Carla McLean | |
| Michael McCauley | |
| Still Photographer | Tom Caster |